i dont understand how people can just get tattoos without even giving it a second thought i cant even find the commitment to stick a sticker somewhere
what if u had an identical twin that did porn and u like went to the grocery and theyre like “omg i saw u take 3 dicks at once while wearing a turtle costume” and ur like “god dammit gary”
why do advertisers sexualize female m&ms
why do advertisers assign gender to m&ms
why do advertisers humanize food products
why is there a bear family who considers the highlight of their day to be wiping their asses
This website……I swear
Too funny not to reblog. Now for the next 5 days that damn song will be stuck in my head. Thanks tumblr.
I love the moment in breaking bad season 3 episode 7 when hank gets into the elevator with maire and he just starts crying because relizes what he did and everthing he’s been going thru and l those emotions he has been keeping inside all comes out in that 30second sceen
Hush little baby,
Don’t you cry.
Don’t cut your arms,
Don’t say goodbye.
Put down that razor,
Put down that light,
It may be hard,
But you’ll win this fight.
now i really want to google thisdon’t. trust me you’ll regret iti regret it
No no no no no why did I google it
I most definitely regret it… Don’t do it. Not what I was expecting, but still, don’t do it.
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!! DON’T FUCKING SEARCH IT!
The next time there’s an awkward silence, try whispering, “Did you forget your line?”
I ADORE THIS.